Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Star Wars: Make Sure To Visit McDonalds When You See The New Star Wars Han Solo Movie

Get a Seriously Chicken at the new Star Wars
This a story I would like to share about the new Star Wars Han Solo movie and why it's probably going to be the best movie ever.

It's because of the criticism from people who don't like Star Wars and think that it won't be the best movie ever.

What I'm saying is that there is a high correlation between people who don't like the McDonalds  Restaurant and who also think this movie will not be the best movie ever.

I can tell you right away that if someone doesn't like McDonalds then they may say they don't like Star Wars, then they will probably like some "other" inferior movie better.

That's why when you see Solo: A Star Wars Story you should also go eat at McDonalds.

Right away when I went outside this week I should have known that there was a new Star Wars movie coming out but I just found out about it.

When I was out walking in my neighborhood I should have seen the signs of the new Han Solo Star Wars movie.

Near my apartment there was this huge MacDonalds billboard up with Seriously Chicken on it.


Then when I was out that day I found out about the Star Wars movie.

When I saw that Seriously Chicken Billboard I should have automatically said to myself that there must be a new Star Wars movie out.

Now if someone tells you that the new new Star Wars movie will not be the best movie ever then if they say they don't like McDonalds either then they are wrong about the movie.

If someone says to you that they don't like McDonalds and think the new Star Wars will not be the best movie ever don't believe them because they don't know what they are talking about.

That's because they may be a tree hugger type and there is a direct relationship between tree huggers and people who don't like Star Wars, which I will explain.


Seriously Chicken: The Official Chicken Sandwich of Solo
 Tree Huggers don't like McDonalds but they are wrong, so don't trust their opinion on the new Star Wars movie because they also don't like Star Wars (a lot of them).

People who don't like McDonalds are probably tree huggers and also hate Star Wars so don't believe them anyway, plus never trust their opinion on a Star Wars movie.

So when I saw the McDonalds Seriously Chicken billboard I should have known about the Star Wars Movie.

That's because back at Christmas a few months ago I went to see Star Wars:The Last Jedi at the 3D Imax during the Holiday. 

At the movie McDonalds was advertising Seriously Chicken on the screen at the Star Wars movie, so Seriously Chicken may be the Official Chicken Sandwich of the new Star Wars movies.

When I saw the billboard I should have know automatically about this movie.

At the last Star Wars movie The Last Jedi I went to see that at Christmas at the 3D Imax then they were advertising McDonalds Seriously Chicken at the Movie so, on the way home I went to McDonalds to have a Seriously Chicken because it was advertised at the movie.

So to get the complete Star Wars experience I also went to have the McDonalds Seriously Chicken after the movie.

At McDonalds to get the full Star Wars experience I used the brand new self serve kiosk. Now at McDonalds you can order your own meal on a custom menu at a kiosk and pay with you debit chip card and then you just pick it up at the counter without talking to anyone.

The New Awesome McDonalds Self Serve Kiosks
So I went to the Imax to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi at Christmas and they were advertising McDonalds Seriously Chicken, then on the way home from the movie I went to McDonalds and ordered Seriously Chicken at the new self serve kiosk, this gives me the full Star Wars experience by using the latest technology at McDonalds to order my food that I just saw on the screen at the 3D Imax at Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

That makes me feel like I'm getting the most out of my trip to see Star Wars. 

Now there is a new Star Wars movie coming out and the Seriously Chicken Billboard is back. Now automatically after I go to see Solo: A Star Wars Story the new Star Wars movie I will be heading to McDonalds to get a Seriously Chicken because I had such a great time at the 3D Imax at Christmas when I went to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

That's why if someone doesn't like McDonalds you should never believe them about Star Wars.

People who don't like McDonalds would never do that if they went to Star Wars.

You can never get the full Star Wars experience by seeing the movie with someone who doesn't like McDonalds because they won't go get Seriously Chicken with you after the movie.

For me, I like the "regular" experience of going to see Star Wars and then eating the food they advertise there after the movie like Seriously Chicken at McDonalds.

I'm not interested in these "other" people who don't like McDonalds and won't go there to eat after Star Wars because they don't like regular things like McDonalds. So never trust their opinion on a Star Wars movie.

Tree Huggers never want regular things like going to see Star Wars and then having a Seriously Chicken after you go to the 3D Imax.

Boring.

I like doing the regular one, and McDonalds goes with Star Wars. So if you don't like McDonalds then you are probably a Tree Hugger and therefore you have no opinion of Star Wars.

Tree Huggers will probably say that the new Star Wars movie is not going to be the best movie ever because they also hate McDonalds so don't believe them.

Going to see Star Wars and then on the way home having an "Organic Potato" is not my idea of a good time, so never believe a Tree Hugger about a Star Wars movie.

I just want to have the regular Star Wars experience like having a Seriously Chicken on the way home because they advertise it at Star Wars. 

I don't want the "alternate experience" like instead of a Seriously Chicken at the new McDonald's kiosk after Star Wars  they want to have an Organic Potato and probably didn't like the movie because there was no one hugging trees in it.

When I see Star Wars I don't want the alternate experience of eating an Organic Potato after the movie, I want the regular experience of going to the 3D Imax to see Star Wars and then eating the Official Sandwich of the new Star Wars movies which apparently is Seriously Chicken at McDonalds.

So never trust these peoples opinions of Star Wars because everything they want is alternate.

So if they don't like McDonalds then they are always wrong about Star Wars. Never believe a tree hugger about a Star Wars movie, they only like alternate things like Organic Potatoes. 

For me, I like Han Solo and the 3D Imax and a Seriously Chicken at the new McDonalds kiosk, this will give me the complete Star Wars experience and not some "alternate arrangement" with some organic potato. Which I hate anyway, because I only like the regular potatoes because they are clean and cheap and everyone eats them not the alternate one.

So never believe people who eat organic food about Star Wars because they don't like things that are mainstream and everything they do has to be alternate.

If you want the complete Star Wars experience then go see it at the Imax and then have a Seriously Chicken at McDonalds with all the regular people. That's what everyone else is doing.

If someone says that they don't like McDonalds and eat Organic Food and are a tree hugger so never believe them about Star Wars. Those people never like anything regular and are always wrong about Star Wars.

It's the same thing as going on a vacation, I only want to take a regular vacation and visit a beach and do things that are for everyone, a tree hugger will want to scrub rocks at an oil spill on a vacation instead of going to get a sun tan in California and having fun at the beach.

I'm only interesting in the regular stuff like the Imax, McDonalds and normal vacations to the beach in California or somewhere.

Tree Huggers don't like any of that and always want something alternate like an organic potato, and a trip to clean up rocks at an oil spill and don't like regular things so never trust their opinion on a Star Wars movie.

All those tree hugger things I would never be interested  in I only like regular things like going to see Star Wars at the Imax in 3D and having a Seriously Chicken after the movie at the new McDonalds kiosk and taking vacations to the beach in California to see girls in bikini's.

I would never visit an oil spill to clean rocks ever or eat an organic potato at Star Wars, all that stuff sucks.

That's why the new Han Solo movie will be the best movie ever because it's for regular people who like the 3D Imax and McDonald Seriously Chicken and take regular vacations.

So if someone hate McDonalds never trust thier opinion on Star Wars then if you talk to them they will try and get you to skip Star Wars and go clean up rocks at an oil spill.

No thanks!

For me I'll take the regular stuff like Star Wars and McDonalds Seriously Chicken and normal vacation to the beach in California to see girls in bikini's.

So if you're like me and not some tree hugging complainer then the Star Wars Han Solo Movie will be the best movie ever.

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